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Nov 8, 2018
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3 AM in the Boy’s Dormitories

harrypotterconfessions:

Ron: Hey Harry?

Harry: What

Ron: Do you think Voldemort was a virgin?

Harry: Seriously Ron-

Ron: I was just wondering-

Harry: *sighs* *pauses* In the Chamber of Secrets, the memory had him in 5th year…

yeah, he wasn’t a virgin

Seamus: Imagine being the lass to do the frick-frack with ol’ Dark Lord Voldy

Dean: The Gryffindor boy’s dorm; the place where we can talk about sex with the Dark Lord but not say the word sex.

Seamus: *throws pillow at Dean*

Neville: *after pause* Doing the Do with You Know Who.

Ron: He Who Must Not Be Laid

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Oct 24, 2018
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showerthoughtsofficial:

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

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Jun 11, 2018
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the-vegan-muser:

when someone wants a pet just because it’s cute and they have no idea how to actually take care of it 

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Jun 11, 2018
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starsberrisnunicorns:

Did the cat just give–

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

Cats actually can tell babies are little humans and as a general rule of thumb they tend to go easier on babies and will tolerate more behaviors they usually do not tolerate in adults. Not only that but many cats can become overprotective of babies and show them a lot of affection. Or if they hate babies they will just hide and run away instead of attacking. Obviously exceptions exist, but I find this proclivity to be so heartwarming

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Jun 1, 2018
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lovlae:

hellothisissatan:

This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid

this is my favorite video i’ve watched it like 15 times 

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Apr 12, 2018
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chibird:
“ Kindness is so underrated! I feel like we emphasize the importance of being smart, working hard, or being strong… but in my experience, kindness can have the most impact. I won’t forget the times that people were exceptionally kind to me....

chibird:

Kindness is so underrated! I feel like we emphasize the importance of being smart, working hard, or being strong… but in my experience, kindness can have the most impact. I won’t forget the times that people were exceptionally kind to me. 💕

Instagram | Patreon | Webtoon

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Apr 12, 2018
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Mar 23, 2018
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clientsfromhell:

I’d been a graphic designer for over 20 years and a web designer for over 10 years. As a side project, I became involved in a newly established non-profit art museum. I started out offering free services and eventually became a board member.

This project had been going on for over a year with no real traction. I came along, designed logos and posters, built a website, organized internal communications, and started pushing for local events to build a groundswell.

After organizing a couple successful events, I started to tire of the internal arguments. The board meetings always included the president and vice-president yelling at each other for 30-45 minutes at a time.

Finally, at one meeting, the president handed out paperwork for the board to sign stating that all physical work done for the organization by the signing member was property of the organization. Since I was the only person to do any tangible work, this was obviously directed at me. That, coupled with the fighting, told me that my work there was finished. I discretely avoided signing the document, went home, and drafted a resignation email to all the board members. I was very polite and noted that I would continue on in my duties for one month so that they could find an appropriate replacement, as the work I did was rather technical. At that time, I would turn over all artwork to the new graphics/website person.

One week later, the president called me and asked where the files were. I responded that she didn’t have anyone that could read the files and that I had stated in my email when I would turn them over.

One week after that, the president called me and, slightly more vehemently, demanded the files. She was very insistent so I told her that I would make a DVD copy for her, but that I was on my way to a client meeting and that I would be unavailable to do it that day. Fifteen minutes later I get another call that I couldn’t answer at the time because I was driving. It was her lawyer.

Obviously, this infuriated me. I just wanted to be done with this. When I returned, I copied everything I had onto a DVD and drove immediately to the president’s house and slipped the disk through her mail slot. I figured I was done.

The next day I had an email from the lawyer threatening to sue me for the art files. I politely responded that I had never been paid, I had never signed off on any of the artwork, so I still owned everything and that if she would like to send me a summons, I will be happy to show up… or she could just apologize for trying to intimidate me and we could work this out calmly. The lawyer apologized and replied that the disk was “blank.”

Me: It was a DVD-Rom. You put it in a CD drive.

I never heard back after that.


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Mar 4, 2018
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favoritelatina:

If i don’t roast u, I don’t really love u

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Mar 4, 2018
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yellingplant:

bleeding-salamander:

yellingplant:

busket:

rezpiral:

yellingplant:

so uh ,, 

Hey, this is the scariest thing I’ve seen thanks.

yall act like you’ve never seen a mushroom before

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inside toad’s head is an hollow cavern circling his face which contains those gills (the light brown ribbed things). when he gets old, his head will open up and flare out like a sombrero, and release the spores held in the gills on the underside of the cap. and then he’ll die

toads in various stages of life:

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IM REALLY NOT SURE IF THIS IS ANY BETTER

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I reblogged this a few days ago, but I woke up in a cold sweat to draw this

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OH NO 

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Mar 4, 2018
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Feb 21, 2018
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samann98:

Chadwick Boseman helping Victor Oladipo with his Black Panther inspired dunk at NBA All-Star Saturday Night


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Jan 22, 2018
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saltchip:

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like

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Jan 22, 2018
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kiirbsterr:

dawva:

xelamanrique318:

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

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THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

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